If that's the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
I mean....i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.
Also if you have a fart and it's gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.
Toot toot morherfucker.
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Three toots is enemy action.
Test toot!
Ah really?! I can smell it from here!
Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
Why remove the credit for the OP?
Well, next time I need to fart while lecturing I know what I'm doing...
I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much
Better out than in, as our holy green swamp ogre says
Well, I would love it if my tightly wound boss would pull something like this. Way out of character.
As a college student, I walked into the multi-use bathroom, and proceeded to a urinal. Strange, rhythmic, wet sounds were coming from the lone stall in use. I thought, "Okay, what the hell is this?" and tried to wrap things up quick, in case things got weird. Too late. I then hear another strange sound from the stall, something like crinkling wax paper. None of this made sense to my young mind. Then I hear a wet "plop" from the stall, and more crinkling wax paper noises. I quickly finish up, and turn to leave. On the floor of the stall I can see a partially eaten Subway sandwich. Unbelievable
This base human then picks up the sandwich, and continues eating.
To this day, I do not eat Subway.