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The lady pancake?
Kik?
Only babies
if art elicits an emotional reaction, it's more art than most.
Counterpoint: if I kick you in the balls and it elicits an emotional reaction from both you and onlookers, is that art?
Performance Art
"Ow, my balls!"
Arguably, yeah it could be performance art.
I was actually pretty good at drawing and art but that one time a teacher used my drawing of santa claus as an example of how not to draw and made me cry in front of the whole class still haunts me. She used my next assignment as a positive example in front of class but it didn't undo it. This was in 2nd or 3rd grade.
The best way to get over this sort of trauma is to invade Poland.
They might be appeased with a part of Czechoslovakia...
Unfortunately we are out of Czechoslovakias at the moment. Our last one broke in two :(
Maybe try giving them the Slovak this time, last time they were still a bit peckish.
Some people have no business teaching children. That teacher sounds like a piece of shit.
I used to be quite good at drawing and school beat it out of me too. that kind of trauma sticks with you.
But Bobby is gonna make the most money
This...is disturbing. And bizarre.
I like it. Humorous NSFW wordplay may be my new kink.
Except, sadly, Bobby has a better chance of making a paying career than 95% of you.
Bobby's the first to replaced by the bots.
Even Bobby can't be allowed to know about my handholding fetish
I gifted a T-Shirt with this image printed on it to a friend of mine. He allegedly wears it from time to time when he's playing DnD with friends.
Something's rising and it's ain't shield hero
It's maple syrup
I wanna be as ~~horny~~ happy as that pancake
Bobby Tables has become a little shit, damn adolescence
Bobby Tables has become ~~a little shit~~ fun, ~~damn~~ hooray for adolescence
Fixed it for you 😛
And many years later Bobby invaded Poland
really funny