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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not if I swallow my French fries whole. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dog who is very cheerfully bad decided to dig our potatoes we were growing out of the ground and eat them raw. He was very pleased with himself. I have no idea how he figured out how to do that.

[โ€“] jodanlime@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Sniffed 'em

[โ€“] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your dog sounds lovely. I can only aspire to such antics.

[โ€“] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's the yelling one: https://i.imgur.com/Xh01sK9.mp4

Sadly he's pretty old now and dealing with some health issues but still pretty chipper.

[โ€“] fossphi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I kept saying that all pasta is the same, they kept calling me insane.

Vindication!

[โ€“] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Erm, actually ๐Ÿค“ potatoes that are fried will have a different texture even in the stomach.

[โ€“] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mashing is mechanical digestion.

[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

So is chewing.

[โ€“] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

[โ€“] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

But my anus can tell the difference.

[โ€“] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Even the raw ones?

[โ€“] Kcs8v6@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I like how TikTok's capatcha does literally nothing. You can just zap it and nothing gets blocked.