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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 215 points 3 months ago (7 children)
[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 179 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whoa... wait. Think of what you could do with that

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you want to create the atmosphere of the 60s without having to smoke anything yourself?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you want to "lubricate" the insides of the vacuum.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that makes 3d printing community special. Physical shitposts beyond imagination.

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago

Man, I never thought of it as a physical shitpost. Now it all makes sense.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For when you just need to die, right fucking now.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

Then you'll need some of this

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago (7 children)

One inhalation on a single cigarette is said to reduce your life by 7 minutes. How does this apply here? Is the scale linear or exponential?

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[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 154 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Birbatron@slrpnk.net 111 points 3 months ago (2 children)

1950 called it wants its cigarette adapters back

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Man, that one unlit cigarette annoys me way too much.

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

That's the one she smokes to calm her down after smoking all the other ones.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Its the spare. For when you are running out

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago

Nothing new under the sun

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 91 points 3 months ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago

Captain Hooks wet dream

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 months ago

Make sure you use food safe filament! You wouldn't want to get cancer.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 9 points 3 months ago

This is a classic

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 3 months ago

"Pack a day smoker? Pussy. I smoke 1 whole pack an hour."

[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I remember when I was a kid, the Guinness book of world records had an entry for most cigarettes smoked at once. There was a picture of a guy with a whole bunch of cigarettes stuffed in his mouth smoking them. Great reading material for kids back then.

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[–] MR_GABARISE@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago

That's just speed running lung cancer

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yall ever just unwind and smoke 20 cigarettes at once? Relaxes your soul, 20 cigarettes does

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 points 2 months ago

You definitely won't regret smoking 20 cigarettes...

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago (4 children)

God it's posts like this that make me wanna fix my 3d printer

Not for cigarettes but like, the dispensary near me sells the double blunt adapter for wayyyy too much and I could print one with the resin I have if my printer wasn't a lil bitch about things, and a triple-chamber for a 3-strain hit sounds so goddamn fun

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't do that with resin though if you are going to put it in your mouth.

Very toxic, even on skin.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

The resin is used to make a mold for silicone by inverting the 3d model, I've done it for a couple of pipe ideas before to see if they'd be cool (I'm bad at 3d design is what I learned)

I also know a guy who uses some EXPENSIVE resin that's apparently safe to use in medical situations, so I assume breathing through that once it's done with its treatment is probably fine, but I'd never do it with my cheap shit, even being in the room with it hurts with my mask on (hyperbole)

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

But breathing through the plastic might cause cancer!!

[–] uis@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Makes me want to watch Taskmaster NZ again

Guy Williams being unhealthy

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Cancer 3000, get one yours today.

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

God I wish cigarettes were safe so I could smoke shit like this. I would be using a leafblower to smoke a whole room.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

New speedrun category: Lung Cancer Any%

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's great and all, but feels very targeted towards boomers.

Where's one that can take 500 vape juice cartridges?

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[–] netvor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

trying to keep up with the vaping industry?

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