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[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 215 points 3 months ago (7 children)
[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 179 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whoa... wait. Think of what you could do with that

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you want to create the atmosphere of the 60s without having to smoke anything yourself?

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When you want to "lubricate" the insides of the vacuum.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

“Gum up” the insides.

[–] Mobile@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

Lmao I hope it rotates

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that makes 3d printing community special. Physical shitposts beyond imagination.

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 20 points 3 months ago

Man, I never thought of it as a physical shitpost. Now it all makes sense.

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For when you just need to die, right fucking now.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Then you'll need some of this

[–] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Chewing tabacco called nasvai, used in eastern europe by teenagers, there's also more cultured version called snys

[–] sudneo@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call it cultured. I have been in meetings with people sticking fingers in the mouth to put/remove snys, or put the used ones back in the box, it was quite disgusting...

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

True true, but nasvai is made out of shit, so that's some improvement at least

[–] sudneo@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough, the bar is indeed even lower.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Снюс in Russia

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

One inhalation on a single cigarette is said to reduce your life by 7 minutes. How does this apply here? Is the scale linear or exponential?

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

7 minutes per puff? Who says that?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a very rough approximation which was used in anti-smoking campaigns, at least in the 90s/00s.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A lot of that was exaggerated. 7 minutes per puff really doesn't sound realistic. But since it convinced people to stop smoking I guess everyone agreed that some misinformation was OK?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I really don't have a clue, but calculating averages might yield results which don't represent a directly applicable value. If some people lose tens of years due to dramatic complications, it could weigh up a lot for people who barely lose any life length.

Again, I'm just guessing wildly, but anything which scares people away from smoking is good in my opinion.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Again, I'm just guessing wildly, but anything which scares people away from smoking is good in my opinion.

That's where I disagree, spreading misinformation as scientific fact causes people to lose trust in health authorities, and it fuels things like the anti-vax movement and flat earthers. The ends don't justify the means.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's a good point.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I think it's logarithmic

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

came here to mention the 500 adapter haha

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 3 months ago

"Got a light ?"

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I was about to ask if there was a carton adapter. I guess that's ones way to speed up messing the guy yelling "democracy manifest"