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E M I T G U I N N E S S (startrek.website)
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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 5 months ago

Emit Guiness? Sounds like you have drunk enough Guiness... but made enough space in your stomach to order another one.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

T I M E S S E N N I U G

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You so anti-clock

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

so am I, fuck clocks.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 5 months ago

You read it wrong, it should read:

U I N N E S S E M I T G

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Irish Doomsday Clock

[–] molten@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

My stomach after Guinness number 7

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I usually emit guinness after my sixth one.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago

NESSIE MIT GU[I]N!

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, horrendous clock design aside, when is Guiness time? At U o'clock or is it at like half past E or something?

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It’s always Guinness time.

// edit And you emit Guinness the next day

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Done. Now what?

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

please its clearly pronounced U I N N E S S E M I T G

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

"You don't buy the beer here. You rent it!"

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 5 months ago

Guinnes time?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A sign that reflects the eternal truth... You don't buy beer. You rent it.