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I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything (i.ibb.co)
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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crowdstrike is providing free red team activity and backup testing for all their customers! What service!

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 25 points 1 month ago

Business continuity plan testing day.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ha, my company dodged the bullet. We're so incompetent we didn't ever set up LDAP and SSO in a manner correct enough to be hit by this.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

I've felt this same combination of relief and shame. It feels like there should be a German word for it.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm curious. Wouldn't a process to test this update before pushing it out everywhere have been enough too?

Like, isn't this showing that there are a jillion companies with no testing of certain updates?

Like, even virus definition updates should be going through testing before being pushed out.

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

Crowstrike offers staging like this.

The update ignored the stagings set up by the customers.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Most of my coworkers use a Mac, I don't, I get a day off.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft, I'm doing just fine because I avoided crowdstrike for our EDR deployment lolol

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This time you were the lucky one.

[–] starshipwinepineapple@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alright, which one of you 🙈 the PR last night

[–] ValiantDust@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"LGTM"

Nice, done for today.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

High fives all around! Push to production, and then let's all go hit that bar that has such terrible cell reception.

[–] vrkr@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PR?

[–] starshipwinepineapple@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pull request aka merge request. Part of the approval process to add/ update code in a repository

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

in proprietry russia, PR merges YOU

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's got to be a better way of saying that. I love Tobias, and Michael, and Arrested Development

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There's got to be a better way of saying that.

"Did you listen to the recordings? Like we discussed?... And you still didn't hear it?"

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for that! I love Tobias and Michael in scenes together. I think I might do an AD rewatch, of the first 3 seasons anyway

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna get you a tape recorder.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Tobias, you blowhard!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There are [considerably more than] dozens of us!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Blue, blew, close enough