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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roof your vegan grass hut with salvaged calculator solar panels you barbarian

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just build a nuclear reactor in the back yard

[–] JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info 7 points 11 months ago

Just put a Micro Nuclear Reactor instead of a PSU inside your PC

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is if you steal the electricity from your neighbor or local coffee shop.

[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Well then so is a Mercedes. . . . . .

But you wouldn’t steal a car, would you?

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If I could make an exact copy of a car, while leaving the original car where it was so the owner can still access it, and if you consider that stealing...

Then yes. I would steal that car.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't he for selling FOSS software?

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AFAIK you're right, Stallman only cares about free as in freedom, which means at a minimum the source code should come with the product so you can modify it and inspect it. If you can figure out a way to sell it like that, and not just sell tech support, I'm sure he'd be all for it.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

The GPL explicitly states that you can sell the software, just not the business model to do so.

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Pft, only five hours... Try compiling Gnome on a Pentium Silver.

[–] ransom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn’t have a giant hamster wheel to run on for free electricity.. NGMI

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even then you'd have to buy hamster food to fuel it

[–] Andonno@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You don't feed your hamsters the corpses of your enemies?

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