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[–] psyc@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They had a 50% to get this correct and did it backwards

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, the point is that trump wouldn't use the right airpod, so it will always be at full charge

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I... Still don't get the joke

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was an assassination attempt on Trump recently. He barely escaped being shot in the head and managed to get away with only a graze that damaged his right ear

Ah. I knew about the attempt but didn't know the specifics of how Trump was injured. Thanks.

[–] And009@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks for memesplaining, I'd have used open box with the left missing instead.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

there isn’t even a joke here lmao it’s just some pretty lukewarm concept associations

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

donald trump if he was a horned ram

[–] the_beber@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This but bleeding from the ear

[–] idk837384@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

Uh oh, the meme connoisseurs found this post. Now everyone knows my memes aren't critically acclaimed :(

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone should make one showing Mike Tyson as the shooter.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"Take that, you thtupid Nathi!"

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It was. The right airpod would be at full charge because he's only using the airpod for his 'good' ear (the left one).

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohhhhhhhh that's smarter than what I thought it was - health of ears or something.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought the battery got shot XD like he was wearing them when it happened

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah or that

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

MAWP - Archer

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Is this loss?

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Are there bluetooth earphones that are connected by wire and share the same battery for both pieces?

Yeah but they're usually garbage, and went out of vogue like a decade ago or whatever.

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah look for "athletic" ones and it has a loose band that connects behind your head

[–] bonn2@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they have been around for ages. I have some DeWalts that work pretty well

[–] theonyltruemupf@feddit.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DeWalt? I thought they did ladders and power tools

[–] bonn2@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yes they're literally everywhere. It's the only type of Bluetooth earbud I'll buy.

[–] philipsdirk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I used the Anker SoundBuds for a few years. I think they were pretty good

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

LG used to have something like that with their Tone, not sure if they are still around

[–] MyNameIsAtticus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

To answer the question this happens because one AirPod is always listening for Siri. You can stop this by turning off Siri on the AirPods

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

That teleprompter glass do be loud