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[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 163 points 4 months ago (18 children)

Don't pretend you didn't become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I don't remember getting any new slang as a kid.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 81 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Yeah, we just called people fags (sorry) or gay.

90s and early 00s were N O T LGBT friendly

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Companies 12 hours after June ends

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[–] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (10 children)

Don’t forget how casual the r word was. Every comedy of the 90s and 2000s called somebody that. It’s still too commonly used but nothing like it was back then.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

not to mention the casual use of the hard R. even Linus from LTT admitted to have dropped his fair share of hard Rs back then.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

That's because to you it was just normal.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What I remember from the 90/00s: sinch, hella, coolio, jam (going), spaz, poser, chillax, bitchin, burn, noob, booyah, aight, duh, phat, sup, stoked, jiggy, harsh, buzz kill

There's a shitton more, but that's what I got off the top of my head

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes to all except jiggy. I feel like that was just Will Smith trying to make Fetch happen.

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You were learning slang along with everything else. At that age, it doesn't stand out against everything else the same way it does when you're older.

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[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 12 points 4 months ago

I did not, for I was a loser who didn't know slang

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

No shot fellow cool kid

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 121 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

GenX here. Kids enjoying doing kid things even if we don't understand why they do that hurts no one? Keep it up, kids. You're doing fine. No cap.

[–] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago (5 children)

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

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[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

For riz.

Am i doing it right?

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Voran@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said 'flush.'

I miss the toilet game haha

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

When we played it you also had to go down on one knee, and the person unfreezing you had to sit on your knee while they flushed your arm.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I actually love these new slangs! Based.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

The emotional damage of simultaneously realising that you are old and understanding all the people you laughed at for yelling "get off my lawn"

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

How would one rizz someone else? Basically, what is rizzing?

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

rizzing is effectively flirting with someone. and I don't mean like "it has the effect of flirting" I mean you flirt with someone, and it's being effective.

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Aka abbreviated "charisma."

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

rizz is charisma. you can have all the rizz in the world and still fail to "rizz someone up" if they're not interested

conversely, you can have absolutely no charisma and successfully rizz someone right up

[–] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

absolutely no charisma and successfully rizz someone up

That’s my strategy - rizz’m with the tizm.

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't ask the children, they don't know either

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

And is "mew" just making a cat noise or something more?

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A technique attributed to a British orthodontist named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the lateral pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader looksmax approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.

Stacy "Yh Chad has some nice ass jaw now. He's been mewing for 6 months now"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mewing

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