this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His parents really understood that your name defines who you are

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Imagine giving your kid a rap name in the hopes that they would become a famous rapper, and lil' Keemo turns out to be some dumb pediatric oncologist.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe, but his parents definitely are.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Michael: Your felon's name is Felony?

Dwight: Maybe that's why he became a felon.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

He looks like Dr. Cox if he was from Florida.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

My spoon's too big.