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Ngl this is pretty punny. (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So I pull out my keyboard

And I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl

And I mount slash proc

Cos I've got your PID

And the bottom line

Is you best not front

Or its kill dash nine

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 days ago

rage against the virtual machine

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 26 points 3 days ago

You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago
[-] shotgun_crab@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago
[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Looking at life through the eyes of gitlab or hub

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Unique seeeeeds, determin-istic activityyyy....

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

system of a d

systemd of a own

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

Unplug the router yo, you're not a senior sysop.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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