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[โ€“] Hegar@kbin.social 37 points 3 months ago

In my family we always end this kind of recitation of woe with "and I wanted to see a snake".

We saw a kid have a meltdown at an animal refuge when the meet-a-surprise-reptile was a blue tongue lizard. He wailed that he was tired, hungry, hot and - most of all - he wanted to see a snake.

[โ€“] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

There there little cat pat pat

[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am out of cherry sours and I would be outraged if I wasn't so tie-tie.

[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I just got some sour gummies. Big bag. I'll share with everyone who leaves a book or song recommendation

[โ€“] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Neal Stephenson - Snow Crash

Now gimme my share!

[โ€“] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

ooh I fell in love with Taking Water by Billy Strings a day or two ago and it's been in my head since

[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh man this hit me right in the feels. Love it. Pretty much the only happy memories I have with my dad are the like once a year gold panning trips he'd take me on, he'd always blast bluegrass and southern gospel on the like 4 hour drive into the mountains. (I actually made my wife's wedding ring from that gold). I stopped listening to much in college. I should go back and listen to more. It's more folk but this song reminded me of This Too Shall Pass by Danny Schmidt.

Anyways. Enjoy the gummies:

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[โ€“] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mendelssohn Octet, 1st movement.

[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've actually played this! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Well, some. My teacher made me learn a good chunk of it when I was learning third position. It's a great piece.

definitely goes with gummies

[โ€“] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's awesome! Which part did you learn? Vln 1?

Thanks for the gummy worms!

[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, violin 1. It's surprisingly simple overall for how impactful a piece of us.

[โ€“] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the glamourous one. I think I was on Vla 1. Such a fun piece! Did you ever get the chance to perform it?

[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 2 points 3 months ago

No, I didn't have the time to put into it. I was already part of a Celtic group and the community orchestra so those songs always got priority, but I was nowhere near good enough to take lead on any (I was the youngest in the Celtic group and the only kid in the community orchestra full of music teachers, so I cut myself some slack, lol)

[โ€“] heartpatcher@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] heartpatcher@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

nom ๐Ÿ˜‹

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[โ€“] soswav@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

i hope you reconsider