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[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm from Finland. I don't smoke and I don't do patio stuff. But yeah, almost time to go into the Spring Mode.

[Fires up a little fan]

[Cracks open a can from an unrefrigerated pallet]

WEEKEND, FOLKS

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Oi, cheers from Australia cunt! Just cracked a patio beer with my Finnish mate.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

Bold of you to assume I own a pallet

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Does anyone have tips on how to get off that green-black gunk that start to grow on that very chair model after if has seen couple of summers and sun has made it's surface coarse and it's shedding microplastics like no tomorrow.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just sit on it. It builds character.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, I don't think the green stuff is wasabi.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I like sushi and eat like a pig

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Power washers clean everything

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

My father broke one of these chairs when he power washed it. So yes, they clean everything.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since power washer was already mentioned, I'll suggest fire

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Since it's probably made from polyethylene it'll mostly burn non-toxic. If I didn't live so close to city center this might actially be a solution.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 7 points 6 months ago

That's when you're supposed to go throw them in the river.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, oven cleaner with lye. Don't know if it actually works, just assuming it's mold and that lye will kill the mold. Also assuming it shouldn't melt the plastic, though it technically could I guess in some freak accident.

The plastic in these chairs is very porous and a great place for bacteria and other stuff to hang out.

edit: also don't trust lemmy shitpost. There's probably a professor in chair cleaning out there.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They are talking about that weird chalky plastic oxidation and sun damage. As far as I know you have to strip a layer off one way or another to remove it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I thought the green-black was mold, but it may just as well be some kind of oxidation I guess. Though if that's the case then maybe lye will melt it down anyway lmao

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WD-40. Spay it on, let it sit a few mins, wipe it off. Enjoy your chair having the sweet scent of machinery and innovation for about an hour.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

One way to make sure I'll be left alone in peace.

...but wife will just waste money buying new ones and get rid of the old ones with me on them.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Probably best option is to sand it, prime it, and repaint it. Use a UV resistant paint made for plastic or UV resistant top coat, and should be good for several more years.

The green black gunk is probably algae, maybe with mildew (guessing you live somewhere that gets humid, or at least takes a while to dry from dew) so feel free to wipe it down with bleach or a fungicide after sanding but before you paint it.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The whole country is basicly a swamp when it's not frozen wasteland.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

In that case, I’d recommend the sanding, then a wipe down with bleach for the algae, then primer impregnated with a fungicide like Zinsser mold blocking primer (just an epa-approved example, but decent place to start). It’ll form a barrier between the raw degraded plastic and the paint (so anything existing won’t continue to grow), as well as helping prevent molds from growing in the new paint layers.

Just wait for a really dry day to do it (much as you can, you know, or if you have a garage you can run a dehumidifier in that may work too), and let the paint dry for a long time between coats to prevent any moisture trapping.

[–] ownsauce@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What's in the jar?

edit: nvm its an ashtray, those are cigarette butts

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tasty treat for those deserving of it

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The funny juice at rhe bottom.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Smells like summer

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ownsauce@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

thanks! for a sec i thought it was snacks or potporri or something

[–] jkozaka@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

It is a sort of potporri

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Anything is snacks if you're brave enough

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seems like one item too many, chair seems superfluous

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

The chairs are everywhere here in the north. The pallet is something only wealthy people can enjoy.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Beer crate hidden from neighbors

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where do they smoke in winter?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m thinking if you smoke in the house in the winter you may as well do it in the summer too.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Not if you live here you don't.

Tbf most people go out for a smoke these days. It's a classic thing though, with the stove top when it's cold.

[–] stoi@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] stoi@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

That looks like it slaps

[–] GuitarAbuser@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Asking for a friend, where can I buy a pallet? That's the one I'm missing from the set

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

People find them when they least expect.

[–] evlogii@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Now I want this set! What is a wooden palette for? Can you explain?

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago