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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 76 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you've got a long walk home you're basically sober by the time you show up

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I got pretty wasted in the woods once together with some friends while grilling and staring at the stars. That was epic.

I have no clue how I got home though. That's a two to three hour walk when sober, and I was drunk enough to only remember the first half hour of it.

But now I drink maybe twice a year, and very little. The stars look nice even when sober. And on Monday weed was legalized here, that's more like it for me nowadays.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I pretty much completely stopped drinking after weed was legalized.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I just bought a bunch of seeds. That feels so surreal. This weekend I'll buy snacks and fly to space, and it'll be legal.

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[–] Steex33@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn't even have rosemary

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:

"Uhoh... the OVEN."

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[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They missed the "Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet".

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm the "guess I'm crying now" kind of drunk.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You pair great with the journey into the woods fellow. An adventure will cure what ails ya.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 11 points 9 months ago

A journey into the woods crying? I know how the Blair Witch Project got started.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Us woods folks are the story drunk type

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[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is called getting old.

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

aint that the truth

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[–] Lwaxana@startrek.website 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't see "I am smart enough to know I can't drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here"

(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)

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[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago

Oh. Oh, man. I'm not the only one....

(#4)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

Beer = I'm invincible!
Whiskey = I'm invulnerable!
Tequila = I'm invisible!

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[–] pntha@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

these are the three personalities of my ADHD

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you're panel 4.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 points 9 months ago

Suddenly the music video for Korpiklaani - Man with a Plan makes a lot more sense.

[–] Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I'm the wanderer.

Terrible story, I went to a foreign city with some friends and got black out on tequila for the first and last time. Apparently I left our motel without letting anyone know to go perform urban parkour. I somehow failed to clear a 2nd floor jump and based on the imprint in my one shoe, landed entirely with my right heel. Clean break.

My phone log showed that instead of calling anyone I was with or maybe medical assistance, I tried to call my boss 3 times before giving up entirely. I only have memory of some nurses later asking if I wanted to go to a hospital, but I denied them and slept it off. Guess I was found eventually, lol.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Then there’s the “time for coke” type of drunk that turns into all three with a pinch of murdering rage

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I am both the first and the fourth one.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I’m the first and last and occasionally the other two

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they're being arrested?

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's I hate everyone guy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, I hate everyone guy hangs out with the cat or dog, Uncle Cletus throws fists with the cops.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't know why but people who link videos without a brief description of what it is just drives me nuts.

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Especially if it's a Tom Cardy song that I somehow hadn't seen yet. Wouldn't have wanted to miss it - sharing the real party guest stereotype.

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

I'm the only one that becomes very philosophical when drunk?

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