this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They mostly Creme at night

…mostly

[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In space, no one can hear you creme...

Wait a minute... that turned out too horny

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

cue 70s space-theme porn music

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally.

I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Well now I feel like I wasted my money.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks for the safety tip SatansMaggotyCumFart!

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago

I don't understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?

[–] Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I can just hear the eggs all shouting "goo!" as they get crushed