Kyrrrr

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Nice carrot, bro. in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"can you smell what the rock is cooking?"

Florida Supreme Court gives voters final say on recreational marijuana in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really? They don't get to choose if it's alright for their kids to hear about their gay teachers husband. But drugs, that's important for democracy to work

Nuclear fusion experiment sets record for time at 100 million degrees Celsius in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
I lowkey hope these stories are fake or it's all the same guy in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Ah, you've been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you're watching. Roll Charisma save."

Embracer say their restructure is over, but it's "too early" to start acquiring studios again in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

Is it "too early" for them to choke on a bag of dicks?

You don't want to be around three days later. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In space, no one can hear you creme...

Wait a minute... that turned out too horny

Damn. I mean, it's accurate though in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed

Star Wars Battlefront dev responds as Steam reviews fall to 19% low in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca
[–] Kyrrrr@mander.xyz 15 points 5 months ago

Tldr: classic corporate non-response

Honestly, they might have had their response made by AI as well. Really really really bad AI.