this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 months ago

In this economy? No way

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm listening. Are there any spices ⁠(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago
[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's just too many, you lost me at 3

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I agree, no one person should have that many onions

[–] idk837384@thelemmy.club 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

eat the onionaires

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm growing three onions right now haha!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's random agreed. It's growing fine though. Onions are hard to kill, easy to grow.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I usually plant them when they start to go bad and they grow into beautiful little flowers.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

The good thing about being an adult is you can buy as much onions as you want and no one will judge you because they will think you cook them

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Too many layers

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 4 months ago

Are we gonna start wearing them on our belts?

[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Heck why not imagine five onions .

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Onions are gross. I'll imagine some shallots instead though

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

what about those ancient flying creatures that protect treasure dens

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you for reminding me I never watched the sequel.