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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands (feddit.de)

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[–] juansero29@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Here's me running ass naked after pooping to wash my hands before pulling up my pants

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I do that too. That is the most annoying point for using public restrooms

[–] ttk@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

That's the spirit

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[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (27 children)

Came into this thread wondering "who the hell wears belts?". Then saw everyone in here was taking belt wearage as a given. Then looked over at my husband and saw he's wearing a belt.

TIL, all men apparently wear belts and I just never noticed before.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Men's pants can be a lot more loose around the waist and we typically have no butt to hold things up.

[–] Gorbachof@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's to leave space for full pockets

[–] theoldgreymare@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men's pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they're full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y'all need belts!

[–] Taliesin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yarp. I have a pair of shorts I wear around the house, no belt no problem. The moment I put anything in a pocket, though? They'll be 'round my knees if I don't watch out!

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[–] sparky678348@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Do some squats my brother, everyone loves a good ass.

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[–] BrainisfineIthink@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have probably noticed but never appreciated that men don't usually have big hips to keep our pants up (or more specifically our waists and hips tend to be very close to the same size). Some men do, but even well fitting pants slide down on me without a belt. My wife is always amazed when we take our measurements and the hip to waist ratio is so wildly different. She's like "I knew women's hips were bigger but Jesus Christ".

[–] RaspberryRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean I'm trans and even though I have massive hips to keep my pants on, wearing a belt still helps me pass better since they're so ubiquitous

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[–] paciencia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

massive phone, wallet, keys, car keys, airpods, tape measure; all kinds of stuff on the pockets, need a belt to hold the pants up

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not just men, I’m a woman and I wear a belt regularly. It keeps my pants from drooping because I’m thin with wide hips.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm a weirdo, but my belts are leather and I wipe them down with sanitizing wipes when I get home and take them off, for this exact reason.

[–] fing3r@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That poor leather!

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[–] afraid_of_zombies2@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You guys aren't washing your belts?

Alright.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I’ve never even thought about it. I use leather belts and I throw them out after they wear out.

You can’t exactly toss them in the machine.

Now, the belts I’ve had over the years that were made from cloth went in the laundry with everything else.

I don’t know why I never thought about this.

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[–] Faust223@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you wash your belt you lose all your jiu-jitsu knowledge and have to start from white again. Everyone knows this.

[–] Eidolon_Alpha@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that why no one at the gym will spar with me as a brown belt!?

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[–] ezmack@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wash my belts

[–] barbecue_sprinkler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (7 children)

how do you wash your belts?

[–] ezmack@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When i forget to take them off my pants mostly. I don't wear like nice leather belts though I just throw them in and let them clank around

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[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In the washing machine. Then, I throw them out because they are ruined and buy some more.

I don't actually do this, but I imagine that's what the response will be.

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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Leather cleaner/conditioner and a brush.

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[–] toaster@reddthat.com 20 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Well, as far as I know it hasn't gotten me sick yet.

Thanks for the new fear, though 🙃

[–] Mrduckrocks@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Lick it and report back in few days.

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[–] mfanx2@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (12 children)

You guys wear belts?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

You guys use toilets?

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[–] mykl@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (9 children)

You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

Sheesh.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 11 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.

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[–] FluffyPotato@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Last time I wore a belt was for a costume party like 10 years ago. Dresses and sweatpants don't thankfully need belts.

[–] throne_deserter@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would like to travel about a minute back in time so I could undo reading this!

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[–] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 11 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I hate that I know this now.

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[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Every time I forgot to wash my hands my dad would hit me with his sticky belt. I miss them old days ...

[–] fing3r@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, i never leave the toilet.

[–] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And we wash our hands after touching our belts. Still, point taken.

[–] JeffCraig@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah I'm having a hard time understanding this entire thread. Like... Is everyone here completely baked?

We touch our belts and then we wash our hands. Just like we touch our dicks AND THEN WE WASH OUR HANDS.

y'all are acting like I should be washing my dick too.

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[–] SuperSoftAbby@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The people that don’t wash their belts are probably also the people that never wash their winter coat regularly.

[–] thesanewriter@vlemmy.net 7 points 2 years ago

I wash my coat from time to time because I consider and have considered it to be part of my wardrobe. For my belt, I suppose I kinda just considered it as an accessory and it never occurred to me to clean it.

[–] staindundies@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're supposed to wash winter coats?! Next you are going to tell me that you have to wash blue jeans!

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[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Here is another shower thought. You touch things other ppl who don't wash their hands touch all the time... That is worse in my opinion. Because you can wash your hands before touching anything else (belt included) it isn't as easy to wash your hands everytime on the go. Corona made me very aware of this

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I solved this problem by not wearing a belt!

(I dress like a slob.)

[–] RCKLSSBNDN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I wash my belt all the time!

...which is definitely not because I leave it on my pants and forget to take it off before I throw them in the laundry.

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