this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Then why is he buying Miller Lite.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is there a signature? Because otherwise it's totally fake

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Of cause! Without a date, the dog could be 22 by now, or even 23 from all we know!!

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Can a business transact with an animal?

If a crow puts a toonie in a vending machine, and manages to buy chips does it legally own the chips? Or can an agent of the business that runs the vending machine confiscate them and keep the money?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think animals have that many rights. I can steal from a crow and the only thing I would need to worry about is a vindictive crow.

[–] Rinna@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or multiple vindictive crows.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great, now I gotta be Counting Crows while I'm Hanging Around? Man... It's gonna be a Long December for Mr. Jones.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have never been able to steal from a cow. The other way round though...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The typo makes this even funnier. Damn thieving bovines!

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That is what I get for typing on 4 hours of sleep

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I now have a great desire to find and train crows to buy stuff from vending machines to challenge the law with whatever nonsense they'll come at the crows with.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Philoso Raptor ponderings

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Hey always be selling, it doesn't matter who they are if they got the money and want to buy.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Laughs in European canine (our doggos only need to be 18)

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Works out the same in dog years 😂

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

An online calculator (idk the formula they use they're all rather silly) says that on a golden retriever, 18 would be 131 in dog years (and it doesn't even do 21, saying the inputted value for the dog's age must be between 1-20 years) and 21 would be ~150 (20 is 145).

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I meant the other way around. A two year old dog is “14” and a three year old dog is “21” if you go by 1 human year=7 dog years formula. Definitely silly though

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Right.

That's a whole 5 months of chasing bitches though. That's long.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Sovereign Citizen ID

[–] Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ron Swanson’s dog

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I wanna party with him

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I wish I had a dog that made it to 21. :(

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago