this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] mellowheat@suppo.fi 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

This is literally the whole plot of Dune.

e: sorry for spoilers

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

He fills Obi-Wan with cream?

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

Majordomo! Bring me another Duncan!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 14 points 8 months ago

If you strike me down, i shall become more delicious than you can possibly imagine.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This belong to Ai cursed images

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Blursed at worst.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wish i could block AI art

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Aww I'm sorry. This one was just kind of funny.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is, don't worry. If AI is good for anything, it's memes.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

But those professional meme artist make tonnes of money and you're going to take it all away to give to computers.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

No, it is. It's just that AI art makes me feel icky.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a shit post community, like... If you're worried about low quality/originality this isn't exactly your place.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

Wow, you're really good at making assumptions.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there also an Obi Wan Ravioli?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Yes there is.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Leave the gun, so uncivilized, get the canolli.

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

more powerful than you ever creamed!

... oh, wait, eww

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

I creamed pretty powerful....blasts...a while ago. Tinder is great when you're the only tech-savvy guy in a rural area

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe my brain is just perverted, but, it kinda looks like Obi-Wan's face is the clit of an oozing pastry vagina.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Either way I want to lick his face

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Chewse the force

[–] harry315@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago

Mmmh, sucking the thick cream out of Obi-Wan-Cannoli

How to delete my own thoughts?

[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

i swear i’ll unsubscribe if this place doesn’t start banning ai trash

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Man... this AI brings the fever dreams to reality and I love it.

[–] throwmeinthekbin@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joooooooookkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] throwmeinthekbin@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Context since someone will probably think I'm just being a dick.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Yeah, right. Everyone is going to watch a 17 minute video to get the context ...

dick

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

What is a Jedi's favorite italian dessert? MMMMMM! FUNNY JOKE!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Does star anise go with cannoli?

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Crap! Now I want a cannoli.