- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don't want to.
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Back-end developper ?
my neck. my back. my…
... full development stack?
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Use some duct tape
If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
An annoying lack of x-ray vision.
That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
About 200 pounds.
Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.
I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.
Sounds like a skill issue to me
Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh
A lifetime of sitting still mostly
So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.
I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.
mfer goin for the self-suc
My back.
How to post to c/unixsocks
My hamstrings
that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i'm used to lol
It's just the natural evolution of slouching
- I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
- Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.
probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.
My neck.
I have bones
Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉
My inflexibility
Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don't want to stare at my own dick all day.
Aldready poor coding skills.
I don't own a yoga mat
c/fullshrimp
2 mirrors
I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.
I like to see the screen whole coding
I could probably get into a similar position, but I'm not that good at touch typing so 🤷♂️
What makes you think this isn’t how I code? Offices love me, this is way cheaper than a bunch of ergonomic equipment.
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