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[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 10 months ago

I wish I had more upvotes to give.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

don't you mean perganenant

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hol@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Best case scenario it's full of pee.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is... Is regular water not an option?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The sky has a larger bladder

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[–] benfell@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.

When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

But yours is bigger.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago

Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 10 months ago

Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

[–] Clubbing4198@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Someone impregnated the glory hole.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just want to know… which brand of paint

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Wall wart, if anything

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Doubt. It's actually holding together.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, towel should do the job

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

That's one big spiders nest.

[–] dab@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Wall water in its purest form

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

[–] Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago

Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Valinator@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

*notices bulge*

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[–] Asnabel@szmer.info 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Me after one day at grandma.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because the food right?

Right?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This why you don't fuck with building code

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago
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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

Water leak behind the paint.

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago
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