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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline (which is unclear at best from this image), don’t rest your gun’s barrel so close or even pointing at your leg.

[–] Szymon@lemmy.ca 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

RELAX liberal, it's called DARK HUMOR when you give yourself a life altering injury.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 14 points 7 months ago

OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Nah, dude's just a c programmer.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Looks like his finger's off the trigger, plus it's Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun's not even loaded yet.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It kinda looks a little like an alternate Deadpool, I don't think he will have problems with shooting his leg off.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s Red Hood (aka Jason Todd)

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so his kryptonite is crowbars, not guns?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Technically it was the bomb that killed him, not the crowbar.

Of course, from a more meta perspective it was the readers who killed him via phone-vote.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

If you zoom in a bit the red on his chest is the Batman symbol shaped. Also getting Jason Todd vibes.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 7 months ago

I'm 13 and a half and this is deep

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 months ago

Nice afartment you got there

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Blocked, reported, and banished to the phantom zone

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

We don't want them. >=[

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just wondering why liberals would have problem with fart humor?

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think they would - it’s just a meta-joke about conservative humor often being based around getting offended reactions from liberals rather than any wit of its own.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yea, like comedic posts you’ll find on !the_pack@lemmy.world

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I can explain, as a liberal.

You see, were grossly offended by shitheads and bullshit. Farts tend to come from shitheads and bullshit.

There's many major pieces of shits right now. Like shitheads who want to stop kids from having free school lunch. Or focus on banning books. We are also deeply offended by bullshit like a "supposed" massive fleet of immigrants, or saying how we can't tax the rich. Or even worse, a mega asshole who speaks out of his fart mouth about how he pasta a cognitive test.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Furthermore, as a liberal, I am offended that you appropriated my offense for your own purposes. You don’t get to be offended for me, and if you fail to stand up for liberal ideals and be offended, I get to be offended about that too.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else actually kinda surprised that Red Hood doesn't get the same "I haven't read the comics at all" treatment from the thin blue skin crowd as The Punisher?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too recent and hasn't been in any (theatrically-released) movies. Plus, before he became the Red Hood he was most well-known for wearing green shorts and getting his head bashed in with a crowbar, which spoils the power fantasy a bit.

[–] Astronautical@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Plus he only really came back with the last Crisis or something, so he's pretty fresh for lack of a better term

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, he's been back since 2005, but that's still a lot more recent than the Punisher. There's also the problem that the most mainstream DC adaptations won't even touch Robin, and when they do it tends to be Dick Grayson. To get to Red hood, they'd have to introduce Dick, have him grow out of the Robin role, introduce a replacement Robin, kill him, then bring him back.

[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

ppm-> fpm

Farts per million is a better unit anyway.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's "I hope we never part", now get it right or pay the price!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I rather fay the frice!

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart reporting in

[–] TheNanaimoBarScene@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

F - A - R - T - Why?

BECAUSE I ATEBEANS