Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
Heather Wells bit, kicked and spat at staff as she reportedly attempted to open the front cabin door mid-flight
Yeah, nah. Stick her down with super glue if you have to at that point.
If the Taliban take over Australia I’ve got bigger issues to worry about than my domain name.
Yeah right.
The Onion is hard hitting satire, babylon bee is christo-fash propaganda presented as poorly written satire.
Comparing them is an insult to the Onion.
Mario, Bowser, and Peach are playing pretend wars over nothing, whilst hanging out every other weekend.
Meanwhile thousands of Goomba, Koopas, Shyguys, et al. die in these senseless acts of violence to sate the twisted desires of the rulers.
I sense it’s time for revolution.
During our interview, Altman repeatedly declined to answer the main question on everyone’s’ minds: exactly why he was fired to begin with.
He doesn’t explain shit.
That is such a clickbait title.
Yeah.
I don’t tolerate the intolerant.
Sorry to hear he’s in a stable condition.
Technically impressive but also fuck this kid for all his counts of spreading ransomware and stealing user data to hack their accounts too.
The urinals are pumped directly to Trumps private suite.