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Box of giraffe poop seized at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. The traveler told authorities she planned to make a necklace with the feces. (bringmethenews.com)

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In a statement, LaFonda D. Sutton-Burke, director of field operations at the Chicago field office, said bringing fecal matter into the United States is a "real danger."

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[–] Sho@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What a shitty necklace idea