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Disney World sued over 'painful wedgie' caused by Typhoon Lagoon slide (ew.com)

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The rest of that quote is worth adding

The McGuinness' suit categorizes the experience as a "painful wedgie," and alleges that she "suffered severe and permanent bodily injury including severe vaginal lacerations, a full thickness laceration causing Plaintiff's bowel to protrude through her abdominal wall, and damage to her internal organs."