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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Hands are great but male sex toys are pretty good too.

If you have used a vibrator vs your fingers I imagine it's kind of similar.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] docmark@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I mean that's roughly equivalent to my reaction to 99% of what's on Bad Dragon.

People are weird, they get weirder with the lights off.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 15 hours ago

Woman here with a penis and hands:

It could be good? It seems to be vibrating, which my hands can't do and I enjoy from my sex toys. Then the obvious in and out motion, as long as everything is lubricated, seems pleasurable too. Idk if you'd be able to use lube for a sperm donation though, I was told not to when I was getting my swimmers frozen. Maybe it'd be fine without lube though, if its somewhat flexy and not too tight.

Hope this helps.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

My best guess is its for disabled people. Not having hands would really impact the ability to jerk off.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Looks like a sex toy, probably feels great tbh

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago