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[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am 1000% sure they're prepared for this because they've heard it a billion times already.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.

Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you're pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think they've used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?

Pretty certain they're all microwave backscatter scanners.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

And anyway it's a customer service gate agent we're taking about, not the TSA.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?