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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I had a similar experience at a pseudo pagan ritual/drum thing/moonlit naked dance thing. They'd stocked the sweat lodge with several bottles of water. Some for drinking and others full of river water for tossing on the stones. I failed to correctly identify them in the dark and was very sick as a result.

Editted for spelling

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)
$ sudo pagan ritual
sudo: pagan: command not found

PS: I am appropriately sad that I am a person that knows linux and not a person that visits moonlit naked dancing rituals. Meh, you can't have it all.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

You forgot the path "ritual/drum thing/moonlit".

[–] Shuilishu@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmm. Time to right a CLI utility called pagan

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ravenaspiring@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Write at rite, right?

It's a common error. You have to spell it like daemon:

$ sudo paegan ritual

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can. The group was a mix of crusties, hippies and nerds. Plenty of Linux users among them. Myself included.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Oh but you can. You just have to identity a goal and work towards it.

[–] considine@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Since people are just going to make command line jokes and leave you confused, the spelling is "pseudo".

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

It's also the stuff Walter White needed to make the meth tastier or something. Idk, I'm not a chemist.

I actually do know the correct spelling. I'm just sleep deprived.