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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it's size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. https://images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!