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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Am I stupid, or did I miss the "rolling over"? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying "choke me harder daddy"

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it's size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. https://images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I just saw the giraffe lady

Aww, I must have missed her.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's a typo I'll gladly keep!