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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

you just fight a really slow gorilla instead

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can't lose.

I think... I sucked at gorilla physics class.