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Imagine a toddler who thinks they can beat up you, a grown adult because it learned some karate. That's how threatening you are to a gorilla.
That raises a question. Can I go for the balls? How hard will it be to twist his balls if I can get a hold of em? I think I might have a chance if I ambush him.
You won't get to their balls, and even if you do, you probably lack the strength to make damage or cause pain, and even if you do, you'll only enrage the gorilla so he could tear you into pieces. I know you are joking but people like OP exist.