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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

You won't get to their balls, and even if you do, you probably lack the strength to make damage or cause pain, and even if you do, you'll only enrage the gorilla so he could tear you into pieces. I know you are joking but people like OP exist.