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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 72 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 19 hours ago

He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.

[–] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 15 points 20 hours ago

What? You don't run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 20 hours ago

There must be more join statements than column names