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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 164 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

In an alternate reality:

Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.

New grudge unlocked.

[–] Fergie434@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You can say "fuck", here. See?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I do not have the slightest idea of what you intended to convey.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Asterisks are associated with hunter2. That's all they meant.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm either too stupid or too old to understand the underlying joke. Maybe both.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It wasn't the appropriate time for the joke other than seeing asterisks. It's usually associated with passwords. Here's some information on the meme if you haven't seen it, it was unclear based on what you said. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2

Re: too old, the meme dates back to 2004. It's an oldie in internet times.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Definitely too old.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

Yup. Good old bash.org

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, they can. I personally don't even curse, by default, but I'm not offended to read the random swear, unless it is actively used to be an insult towards someone, which was not the case here.

I am interested in making sure people are allowed and expected to express themselves freely in this space, unless they break the "rule" I mention above.

Don't censor yourself. If there is need for a swear, use it. Just don't use swearing in place of proper speech.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is there an AI joke in there somewhere or am I missing something?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, voice to text default setting on android is to censor cus words with ****

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Very prude world we live in.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

G.I. Diljoe?

Masters? XL Dildo.

The Green Jack-It

College?

Magnum Cum Louder

Doctorate

The Cocktorate

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how your mind works.

Are we starting a product line?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You made me realize being a professional double-entendre creator might be my dream job.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Start issuing fan cards and I'll be your number one.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

And their name in it...