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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 21 hours ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 49 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better