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Do people actually do this?
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.
falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
Literally on 4chan as a header.
also, a statement by Fox News lawyers. (though maybe they used the word "entertainment" instead.)
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
I've done it before
Username checks out...
Women amirite
May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.
Was horny, it's hot
That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.
Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.
Mostly joking.
And you'll do it again?
It's not out of the realm of possibility
Mentally ill people perhaps
You sleep with poop inside of you every night, hoping your muscles will save you, we are just being responsible.
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