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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I dated a woman much taller than me, and received an unnatural amount of glances at my crotch when we were out in public together.

People are so ridiculous.

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I'm tall and a woman. It makes me happy and feel kinda powerful that I could cause this situation and maybe even have since I've dated shorter guys and am oblivious to social stuff.

[–] match@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Point being, people always think it’s about the sex, and not like, that the person is interesting, kind, charming, or rich.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doing good*. And well.

* The charitable foundation may not help as many as we’d like, but it’s fulfilling work.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Kneeling down and staring at crotch "Thank you for your service." 🫡

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's extremely rare to see a couple in the wild where the woman is taller though. Life is cruel to short dudes.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She was just shy of 6’3” (189 cm). She didn’t have a ton of options but to date shorter guys.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha yeah no kidding. That's extremely tall for a woman. As a guy I feel tall at 183cm.

I'm ~190cm and sometimes see someone a full head taller than me at work. There's always a bigger fish...