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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 108 points 1 day ago (8 children)

You can say shit on the internet.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Dear fucking God. How dare you post that disgusting filth. Get that fucking ifunny shit out of my meme

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ow, my eyes! Censor your fucking shame, you damn poop-eating bastard child birthed from your mother's poopy asshole!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A clean version that everyone can enjoy

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s opening a portal to hell.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh god.

Oh god no.

One of the demons got loose!

No! Don't ask him about his private jet!

Goddamnit.

Now we've got to reboot Buffy.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't even be surprised if they wore a cape.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can say shit outside of the Internet too. Shit's crazy that way.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

POLICE!!!! THIS POST RIGHT HERE!!! THEY DID A NAUGHTY!!!!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got a temporary suspension on that R-word site that shall not be named for using the word "retard" in the context of refrigerating bread to slow the development of mold and there was no way to contest it.

So, with that sort of shit going on all over the internets, I give folks a little grace these days when it comes to self-censorship.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 hours ago

my instance censors it, im confused as fuck

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, frankly, I don't like the use of that word either. Shit isn't a slur. I place slurs in a very different category than curse words.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a slur to say that refrigeration retards the growth of mold?

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

No, sorry. It is early and I'm tired and I misread what you said.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Yes. Quit slurring

[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, it's a slur when it's used as a slur. When used to mean reduce, or slow, it's just a word.

Airbus planes is it, bread bakers use it, and it's perfectly inoffensive. Or, rather, it should be

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

See the other reply chain.

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago

Oh man, I haven't seen candle Jack in a minu...

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Based on current YT trends you can't actually say "shit" on the internet

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

TIL YouTube is "the internet".

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Won't get promoted by the content algorithm on most sites though