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At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand ... ๐คค
I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she's not retired and just doing customs, I hope she's getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she's just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do
I did a cursory search on DDG and everything felt like it was written by an LLM.
Internet search is dead.
She's leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.
Welp. I wish we didn't live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it
She kept birds?
A nice pair of tits yeah
She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
Both boobies and tits
That'd be true if this post wasn't entirely made up.
Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.
I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.
https://lemmy.world/c/nothingeverhappens
Then it's an appropriately named community.
Therefore something IS happening!
Nothing ever doesn't happen
In-jokes, sure, but they don't talk like that.
Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?
Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation
My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You're pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.
The way you "speak" now proves that is a lie.
Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!
Yeah, okay weenie.