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All those spiders that you're never more than 10 feet from have started using fitness wearables, and with 8 arms each that's a lot of bluetooth nearby.
Don't forget the birds. They want us to think they're eating the spiders. It's actually more like Uber for spiders, they use Bluetooth for ride hailing.
Birds don't use Bluetooth. They use 5g in order to connect to the government surveillance drone network
Haha, birds. Right,lol.