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Anon gets corrected (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dudes and Dudettes

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ya'll

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you must use a redneckism then at least put the apostrophe in the right place.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can't tell me what to do. (But you are still correct...)

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

What yal'l talking 'bout?

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

apostrophes are for stupid libs

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have used y'all in a singular sense, then all of y'all in a plural sense before 🤦

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That's some deep south nonsense right there.

[–] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

All ya'll drawl an appall.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That spelling is "ya[you] will" and I'll brook no disagreement. As in, "ya'll turn right at the Sunoco and go three more rights. Then it'll be on ya left."

The OTS is "y'all" for "you all."

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Yinz