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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there's no bidet.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Sure, I'll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.