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[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don't have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn't tear).

[–] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A one night stand told me she does this after admiring my bidet. I found it very animalistic. Haven't tried this method, but now that you've reminded me I'll give it a go the next time I'm forced to use a public restroom.

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there's no bidet.

Sure, I'll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.