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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 50 points 4 days ago (2 children)

From what I understand if you just stay in front of the computer that they will magically manifest inside your home.

[–] Emi@ani.social 30 points 4 days ago

Amazing, I'll just keep doing that thanks.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've heard that it also goes faster if you complain about women being evil and stupid on the computer.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

When you find a (rare!) female online, you must protect her at all costs. She will be surrounded by ne'er-do-wells and men of ill-intent. You are her knight. She is your lady. You must never doubt yourself in this. Nature will take its course.

That's when you start negging her.