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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 129 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Linus Van Pelt (right) believes in a deity called The Great Pumpkin. It’s like a Santa for Halloween. He also has tremendous sympathy for pumpkins in general and hates seeing them turned into jack-o-lanterns.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 67 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, it's okay, catholic christians eat their god all the time.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When you make up your own religion you can set the rules to be whatever you want, including refusing to eat pumpkin pie

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

But in this case, she's serving him Great Pumpkin pie.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Surely, he could just say “I don’t like pumpkin pie”,

I mean, how many people you know eat it outside of thanksgiving? If it’s only good ~month and then not good the rest of the year, you should accept that pumpkin pie is not good, and just make two Apple Pies.

(Okay so maybe I have this argument with my extended family every year. FWIW, it’s the texture. It freaks me out.)

[–] Vincent@feddit.nl 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if he doesn't eat it, his god is still sliced up and baked on the table.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Better if they used the Spear of Longinus to cut the pie

[–] analwound@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pumpkins are not in season all year. Same with peach pie, blueberry pie, and all the various fruits and such. Seasonal pies are certainly a thing in my household. I'm also the oddball that gets a pumpkin pie for my birthday. If apple is your jam, ha, then you should make an apple and cheese pie. Sounds super weird but is a game changer. I didn't realize I had such strong opinions on pie.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Neither are apples, also, the vast majority of pumpkin pie is made using canned purée which is good year round. There’s only a relatively small number of people that make it from scratch.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When you put it like that it sounds metal af

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

They're a cannibalistic death cult with a lich overlord. What's not to like?