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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m not sure whether killing Apple is necessary

They've taken to designing unrepariable e-waste garbage. let em burn

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Decided then.

And that round building of theirs should be demolished, only Apple fans can think it looks futuristic.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it would make a wonderful homeless shelter.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess as a homeless shelter it'd be fine. There's some value in all the glassy parts too - hydroponics would combine well aesthetically with a shelter.

However, the space inside it should be treated carefully, or it can turn into something similar to Soviet micro-districts in the criminal sense.

Again, maybe making it some kind of a huge pond and releasing fish there is a good idea? I dunno.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

or it can turn into something similar to Soviet micro-districts

I think you're on to a great start for a new post apoc Sci Fi novel

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I would have a novel or two finished by now, if not for various Ds and Ses.

It usually (in attempts from my teens) goes like the first couple of paragraphs describing nature, some for the later parts of the book describing various locations and situations, and then I find myself unable to describe people as they behave. That would be my ASD chiming in, I guess, impaired theory of mind and all that. My characters are pretentious, awkward and flat. Sometimes I'd figure out the mood to write from their POV, and then it would seem to feel better. But all that doesn't matter cause ADHD.