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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Vampire anatomy expert here.

They are totally like straws. You were dead on.

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought the same thing. Glad I was right all along

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am here for you. You can know that you're right by me telling you so.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

I'm glad you guys were right. I was also right. It's a good day for being right about this

[–] celeste@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ex Vampire here: That's what I woulda did.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dead on: apply directly to the foredead.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Typically the neck or inner thigh are better bite spots but if you can get a good grip on the head it will bleeeeeed

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago